I think I should market this, what do you think?
When it comes to real life stuff I find it easy to write without even thinking about it first. It's amazing what kind of impact love can have on a person.  

I gave this to my significant other. there were five items:  a gift bag and inside the bag there was a small pillow, a stuffed puppy, a condom, and a ring pop. with a note that read:


Like the condom, I'll always protect you.
Like the puppy, I'll always be loyal and faithful to you.
Like the pillow, I'll always be someone you can trust, to comfort you, to keep your secrets, and to kiss you goodnight.
Like the bag I'll always try to keep things together .
Like the ring pop, I'll always be sweet, and commit to you forever and as you're reading this card I hope you know that I'm thinking about you. babe, you haven't caught a clue I've fallen in love with you. I love you more than anyone. I just had to let you know. And if you ever wonder why, I already know what I'll say, but I'll never stop loving you each and every day. And even tho it's only been 3 months, just know you're the one I want to be with, the one I can see having a future with. <3